Cariboo Comedy Tuesdays at Kozmik Zoo

We’re back for 2013, every Tuesday night at The Kozmik Zoo for our Cariboo Brewing Comedy! With your favourite MC… ME!!!

Open mic sign-up will be from 7:30 pm – 8:15 pm (or so). Open mic’ers will get 3-5 minutes each and we’ll do our best to jam in as many open mic’ers as we can from 8:30 pm – 9:00 pm.

JANUARY (Every Tuesday, baby!)
8: Simon King
15: Jy Harris
22: Brett Martin
29: Damonde Tschritter

5: Adam Pateman
12: Cyrus from The Trailer Park Boys TV show!
19: Darcy Michael
26: Sean Emeny

Kozmik Zoo, 53 West Broadway, between Main and Cambie. Come on down!

People’s Champ of Comedy Finals!!

And the finalists are: (in alphabetical order)
1. Badasskatoon
2. Chris Thompson
3. Colin Sharp
4. Dan Quinn
5. Hollywood Harv
6. Jane Stanton
7. John Buehler
8. Shirley Gnome

All of our past winners have gone on to do a comedy special for CTV, go to Montreal’s Just For Laughs, or go on tour. Every previous Champ has gone on to have some kind of success, if you will, in Canadian comedy. Making upwards of tens of dollars.

But this winner will take home the Grand Prize of $20,000 beans, thanks to our partnership with Shore 104 and Astral Media. Don’t miss the final week of the People’s Champ of Comedy!

Shows at 9pm nightly.
Monday Aug 20, Kingston Taphouse
Tuesday Aug 21, Corner Pub
Wednesday Aug 22, Kozmic Zoo Lounge
Thursday Aug 23, Sin Bin Bar & Grill
Friday Aug 24, Edgewater Casino
Saturday Aug 25, Rio Theatre – Grande Finale!!

Be a fan of the People’s Champ of Comedy and come down to one of the shows. DO IT!!

My New NSFW DVD is available for download!

People of Earth!!

Do you enjoy comedy? Do you like fresh new vibes with plenty of unnecessary “Fucks”? Then you need the new, “Patrick Maliha Live at The Waldorf Comedy Special!!”

One Hour of never before seen (Well, mostly never seen) hilarious (Well, mostly hilarious) stuff that he did just because it was going to be available via the Internets! See what they would never allow on TV!! (Because it’s terrible). Too much swearing! Uncomfortable and controversial subject mater!! A closer that wasn’t impressions and actually made people laugh. Out loud!!

In honour of you being so awesome (You are. We Googled it.) and Patrick’s desire to hood-wink every human who has access to a computer, The Fat Man himself is letting this one-hour filth fest go for the low, low price of only $5!! Act now, operators are standing by!! (Because they’re trying to leave).

Here’s the link to the awesome website where you can download the thing that made the Engineer in Prometheus so angry it smacked that robot in the head.